So, I'll bet you want to be a
VIP member too!
It's certainly not an easy task to join the lucky ranks of VIP membership because passing John's qualifications is next to impossible.
Nevertheless, to be considered,
schedule an appointment at the
Events & Information Office.
In the meantime you may qualify as one of Chris'
Guest Bartenders.
If that doesn't work out, you may be able to assist
Karen.
Of course, depending on your level of celebrity, you may qualify for instant membership:
- Are you famous? - Do you know a minimum of 5 famous people?
- Does the similarity of your name get
you mistaken for somebody famous? - Do you have a very special talent?
- Do you look good in a
thong?
- Are you the mayor of a city with a
population greater than 60,000?
- Are you a hockey player with a gorgeous girlfriend?
- Can you perform?
As a very last resort, you may be lucky enough to get John to sponsor you for
Downtown Repalone
Career Day.
