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PRESS RELEASE

The founding fathers of Downtown Repalone would like to make a
very important announcement. We have received a request from
a very special person regarding her first visit to Downtown Repalone.

Ms. Mary Jo has been affiliated with the Repalone clan
since 1982. Gregg first met Mary Jo at a BBS party at
"The Red Onion" in Marina Del Rey.

Mary Jo became a world famous audio personality when she
became Voice-Male's infamous "Help Lady" who would provide
somewhat obnoxious assistance to callers when they would
press 9 on their touch-tone phone.

Mary Jo also physically hosted Voice-Male's South Bay
computer in her breakfast nook. This was back in the
day when an 80mb hard drive actually hosted 32 on-line
users and all their voice-mail.

Mary Jo worked for Movo Media with Karl. She worked in
the marketing department and was also a validator with
Repco's Human Resources Director Suzanne.

Mary Jo later became a video and youtube celebrity with her
famous "Mary Jo Cake Mix" and "Mary Jo Pudding" commercials.
She also played a guest spot with VJ Dwight on MJTV.
These videos are now hosted on the DowntownRepalone.com
website, and are still entertaining guests by the millions.

A sophisticate elite personality, Mary Jo generally does not
lower herself to cohorting in low-class residential home bars,
but has made a surprising exception in this one case. When
asked why the sudden interest, Mary Jo commented she
recently caught wind of the adornment closet, tucked away
in the back corner of the Events & Information Office.
Mary Jo, who is secretly a gift-wrapping adornaholic, finds
anything related to gift wrapping impossible to resist.

I am therefore proud to announce that Mary Jo will be
making a rare appearance and will be visiting the hotel, gardens,
BBQ, and bar, on Wednesday evening, October 1.

The time is not specific at this moment, but I would assume she
could be spotted there beginning in the early evening. Ms. Pollock
has requested that Chris have her signature drink, a "Mary Jo",
ready when she arrives.

Preparations have already begun by John & Anne to bring an
exciting, early October sort-of-halloween, sort-of-Christmas,
but-not-really-ready for either appearance to the magicial place,
almost filled with wonder.

More information can not be found at:
http://www.DowntownRepalone.com/eventsandinformation.htm
or please do not request more info from one of the call center operators at:
http://www.downtownrepalone.com/callcenterstart.htm

 

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