While at Repco, Inc. Karen has served in every division. She was instrumental in establishing Repco's Cast Member Department, the Historical Society, the Department for Public Affairs, and the Merchandising and Fashion Division. In her spare time, Karen also runs the Downtown Repalone
call center and was recently featured as a
headset hottie.
An aficionado in the art of experiencing the present moment, Karen is a Tai Chi Master and recently earned a double doctorate in Zen and Tibetan Buddhist Studies. She holds two honorary PhD. degrees, one in Prêt-à-Porter from the Fashion Institute of Technology and another in Philosophy from the Université Paris Sorbonne-Paris IV, Campus.
Her stunning beauty and resemblance of grandma helps her get away with this time after time, even posing with unsuspecting guests. Most notable is our
celebrity benefactor, Julie Andrews who was fooled by Karen's shenanigans.
After an unusual number of guests complaining of revulsion, Karen was rushed to the hospital in the pickup truck in 2008 and was diagnosed with
Uncanny Valley Syndrome. There is no cure, so guests will just have to get over it.
After the loss, Karen put all of her lack of energy into her Downtown Repalone career. A savvy business man, John has put Karen's grounded approach to careful use, encouraging her to remain at her post 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Karen's grandmother
Lady Hampshire lost her life in the
covered wagon incident. Lady Hampshire's only legitimate daughter, Karen's mother, fell off the wagon and was rescued from the rubble by migrant chicken workers en route to Palo Alto. Raised at the
dormitory for students of poultry husbandry,
Karen's mother relocated with the
Weeks family to the San Fernando Valley where she attended the
Owensmouth School. She went to work early, earning a small wage by sitting still on
fertile eggs to keep them warm. It was the beginning of her long and illustrious career. Over the years Karen's mother worked her way up to the position of executive assistant for Poultry maven,
Charles Weeks. It will never be known, but is assumed that Karen was their love child. Quite the seductress, and spinning off her own chicken ranch, Karen's mother made a fortune. Little Karen greeted the handsome gentlemen who came calling, never exactly knowing the extent of mom's business.
Proprietor John orignally met Karen's
mother years ago at his graduation cermony during which he was seeking investors for his Downtown Repalone Project.
John finally met Karen the first time at
Mannequins Dance Palace on
Pleasure Island at DisneyWorld in Florida. She was not a go go dancer, & had no dance moves, but John was mesmerized by her pose and titillated by her awesome fashion.
John was so excited to grasp her,
embarassingly, Karen's arm fell off, but they still instantly bonded.
To this day, John dresses Karen in event-themed fashion, she hosts the annual Downtown Repalone Resort Fashion show, held each July.
Karen was the featured model in the award-winning
Karen 2010 calendar.
The calendar was produced in Millan for her European male fans. 69,000 copies sold duing the month of January alone. To calm down the newstand calamity in the streets, both the Pope and the Queen denounced the calendar as inappropriate, cockeyed, and nonsensical. Although permanantly stunned by the experience, this did not stop Karen from future endeavors.
