Downtown Repalone Hotel

Branching off from our flagship Downtown Repalone Bar & Event Facilities building is the glorious 5-Star Hotel. Fresh from recent remodel, Hotel Downtown Repalone sparkles with excitement as a vacation destination for you and your family.*

You'll be greeted by Karen, our minimum-wage, 24 hour, hotel concierge, receptionist, and bellhop. Karen will (not) provide a 4-hour guided walking tour of the facility starting with:

Hotel Downtown Repalone Hallowed Halls - Guest entrance to the massive Hotel Downtown Repalone wing of the property.

The Snow White Bedroom (Note: The Snow White Bedroom has been temporarily renamed the Man Cave for guest celebrity resident Tony) - Feel like you're being pursued by a jealous queen and hide amongst the dwarfs in this luxurious guestroom complete with free wireless internet access, a business desk, and television with DVD player. Try to figure out how to work the secret picture!

The Disney Villians Bedroom - And you thought Disney was all happiness! This dark and eery guest bedroom highlights villians including Ursula, Cruella De Vil, Maleficent, and Lady Tremaine. Free wireless internet access and TV with DVD player.

The Marx Brothers Suite - Allow Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Zeppo to lull you off to sleep in this spectacular guest room. This is the only room with an adjoining bathroom and VIP access to the White Trash Garage. Don't pass up your chance to be "cuddle-close" to proprietor John! Includes television and DVD player.

Please note guest rooms are generally overbooked and overflow space is always available in the outdoor Covered Wagon campground.

The Mickey Mouse Bathroom - You and your family will delight in the wonders of the Downtown Repalone Mickey Mouse Bathroom. A one-of-a-kind facility, your personal hygine time will spin by while you peruse a wild variety of Mickey Mouse collectables. You'll flip over the mickey mouse switch plate when you flip on the light, you'll blow your mind when you blow your nose from our mickey mouse tissue holder, you'll be showered with pleasure when you take a shower in our Downtown Repalone Collectables Shower Mini Museum covered by the mickey mouse shower curtain, and you'll waste ton's 'o time tossing tissues tirelessly into our mickey mouse wastebasket.

The White Trash Garage - Leisurely Sunday afternoons are generally spent in the hidden White Trash Garage (ask Karen or John for directions). You'll marvel at the hanging bags and enjoy the comfort of the white plastic tables and chairs where you can just be yourself. Dress code is stylish casual. The open front garage area provides a nice breeze for those warm summer afternoons. This is an official Kodak Photo Spot for family photos due to the great view of "The Heidi Haus Annex". BONUS: Do your laundry free of charge! (Lucky guests will learn tips on hanging their own trash bags!)

Breakfast is served daily on the Downtown Repalone Grand Patio Lanai and cooked by John himself. Freshly laid eggs from the Runnymede Poultry Farms along with Mickey Mouse pancakes will quell your last night hangover and start you fresh for a beautiful day of touring Downtown Repalone Botanical Gardens.

Our trademarked, patented, and copyrighted "Do-It-Yourself-Dining" service gives you and your family complete use of the Downtown Repalone kitchen facilities where cabinets have been emptied to allow you to bring your own pots, pans, cups, plates, and utensils for creating your own special family dinners to be served in the Downtown Repalone Collectables Grand Dining Room.

During special events, a buffet or potluck may be available, and VIP guests often enjoy events on the Barbeque Terrace.

Botanical Gardens - Downtown Repalone's Beautiful Botanical Gardens

Tony, on-site hotel security, will be happy to assist you with all your accomodation needs and will happily respond to all off your complaints about Karen's poor service. We also have hundreds of other cast members dedicated to making your stay memorable.

Fodor's raves about Downtown Repalone's Sunday Happy Hour. The most magical moment is when the clock strikes 5:39pm and cast member resident Tony wafts in from the Snow White Castle to mix a surprise new signature cocktail.

Early afternoons are spent browsing the halls of the Downtown Repalone Collection Museum or relaxing with country music at the Downtown Repalone Spa.

Downtown Repalone Gift Shop - We know you'll linger in the Downtown Repalone Gift Shop, filled with the latest DTRN T-Shirts & fashion, and official logo merchandise. *NEW* Order on-line with your Visa or Mastercard!

During your evening stroll through the Downtown Repalone Resort, feel free to join other guests at the famous Downtown Repalone Bar, or shake your booty in the always packed, always happening Downtown Repalone Disco Lounge where you'll be treated to the latest mix of tunes by our resident DJ Skippy.

*Overflow guests are transported to some of West Hollywood's trendy celebrity hotels, walking distance to the Abbey, one of John's favorite bars.