Downtown Repalone is a fantasy. It doesn't exist. You can't drop by. The Downtown Repalone website is fictitious and created solely and expressly for the purpose of John entertaining his close friends. All names, identities, characters (even those based on real people), persons, whether living or dead, companies, situations, places, offers, products, services, and other information appearing on this site are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated. Any association with celebrities whether in photos or implied, is fictitous. Any resemblance to real or fictitious names, identities, characters (even those based on real people), persons, whether living or dead, companies, situations, offers, products, services, or other information, is purely coincidental and unintentional.