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Downtown Repalone
Cocktail Menu

presented by Chris, your surly bartender
 
Downtown Repalone Bar Staff



All drinks on this menu designed especially for Downtown Repalone.
Please feel free to pass along our recipes around the
world, but tell your bartender it's a
"Downtown Repalone" specialty cocktail.


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McNuggitini
Vannilla Absolut, McDonalds Milkshake, McNuggz

Hypnotini
Vodka and Hypnotic

Appletini
Vodka and Sour Apple Pucker

Chartreuse
Chartreuse, straight

Key Lime Pie
Licor 43, Half & Half, Rose's Lime Juice
and Vanilla Vodka


Cosmopolitan
Vodka, Cranberry Juice and Lime

Torch Light
Bailey's, Kahlua, and Bacardi 151


Shots


Brain Hemmorage
Peach Schnapps, Bailey's Irish Cream,
and Grenadine


"All I Wanted Was A Sink"
Gin, Rum, Tequila, Vodka,
Sour Mix, Triple Sec, and Cola


In N' Out
Stroh, Abinsthe, Kahlua

Pearson's Hot Chicken Shot
Galliano, Coffee, Whipped Cream

The Charles A. McCormick Honeymoon Punch
Scotch, Soda, Lemon

Heat Stroke
Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry-Grape

Thunderbolt
Stroh, Aftershock, Tabasco

Signature Cocktails

Mark's Margarita
Tequila, Cointreau, Lime Juice, Sweet & Sour


Chris' Flaming Margarita

Glen's Sparkling Pool Blue Splash
Blue Curacao, Vodka, Lemonade

Marilyn Manhattan
Rye, Sweet Vermouth

Diet Cuba Libre

Bacardi Silver, Diet Coke

Spa Sensation
Courtesy of Alberta Straub, Your Flighty Hostess


Ms. Edie
Vodka, Triple Sec, Crème de Framboise

Mary Jo
Chambord and Diet Coke


Blended Drinks


Banana Cream Pie
Banana Liqueur, Creme de Cacao, Vodka


X-rated Play-de-do
Crown Royal, Bacardi Dark Rum, Bacardi Light Rum,
Orange Juice, and Crushed Ice


Nutcracker
Vodka, Baileys, Amaretto,
Frangelico, Ice Cream, and Crushed Ice



 

BAR SAFETY TIPS
- Tiki Torch Flames are not simulated; they are fire!
- Do not make out with Karen! She may lose an arm or leg!
- Do not annoy surly bartender Chris;
  take what you get & be happy!
- Do not trip over outdoor sprinkler heads!
- Barware is glass; do not drop!
- Notice that doors have screens; please open screen first.
- Poporn is hot; hotdogs are hot; do not burn yourself!
- Bartender Chris is hot; go ahead and burn baby, burn.
- John is hot; and he gets a lot of mail.

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Chris has a talent hat's
really quite surprising...


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Chris Serving Cocktails
Heat Stroke
Bartender Chris
Chris Holiday Cocktails
Enjoy
Hot Dogs
with
your
Martini

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Bartender Chris will graciously accept your donations of liquor, mixers, and sodas. Bring 'em behind the bar for all to share.